The VacilLogix™ mission is the universal democratization of sociopathic technologies.
We understand that the rapid digitization of social relations via social media presents an ideal environment for broad dispersal of sociopathic technologies, allowing all humans to achieve their full potentials as self-actualized corporations-of-one. Rather than attempting to futilely rebuttress our failed social institutions or resist capitalism, our goal is complete deregulation of social value systems. The only problem with sociopathy is that its use has been too tightly hoarded by the privileged elite. VacilLogix™ will correct this injustice by making these technologies available and affordable to everyone.
This commitment to individual freedom is reflected in our signature N-Point Promise to our members. Why an N-Point Promise? Because we recognize that the consistently morphing geopolitical climate requires an equally adaptive organization. No matter what life throws your way, VacilLogix™ will help you exploit it to the fullest advantage.
OUR N-POINT PROMISE:
NO SOCIOPATH LEFT BEHIND
VacilLogix™ pledges to work tirelessly to ensure equal opportunity access to their technologies to all peoples, regardless of race, color, creed, religion, sex, national origin, ancestry, marital status, status with regard to public assistance, disability, age, or sexual orientation or affectional preference.
LEVEL THE PLAYING FIELD
VacilLogix™ is committed to ending any and all elitist social hegemonies that have unfairly restricted equal access to vital sociopathic technologies.
VacilLogix™ understands that real revolution can only ever exist in the present and commits itself to active struggle for the immediate sociopathic empowerment of all peoples.
FREEDOM IS OUR BOTTOM LINE
At VacilLogix™, freedom is our most treasured value and should never be subject to individual economic status. Therefore, we vow to deliver our transformative technologies at the lowest possible prices so that people everywhere may equally enjoy greater liberty and self-entitlement.
NO CUTTING CORNERS
At VacilLogix™, we don't believe that low cost products must necessarily mean low quality products. Thus, we have a demonstrated commitment to quality assurance that far outshines that of our competitors, ensuring that all our VacilLogix™ products are consistently sociopathic—not just the first time but every time you need them.
THERE IS NO GOING BACK
A call to cultural revolution is not something to be taken lightly. Therefore, VacilLogix™ solemnly commits itself to its customers for the long haul, through good times and bad, so long as it furthers our economic self-interest.This we proudly promise into perpetuity.